so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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