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You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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