You're so nebulous sometimes
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Can I color on your dick again?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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