I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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