My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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