where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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