Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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