I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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