i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
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I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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