Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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