is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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