I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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