So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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