hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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