Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
