apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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