At least make sure they are 18
Why
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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