She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Randomize
