FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
