I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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