We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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