I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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