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I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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