First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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