Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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