ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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