What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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