So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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