Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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