going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
