Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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