FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
