You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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