I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
