oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Randomize
