Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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