Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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