He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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