But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
