you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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