I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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