we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I can't put those talents on a resume
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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