We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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