you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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