let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Two words: blizzard sex
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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