I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
handjob tips. give me some.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
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