Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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