I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
BRING THE BAGELS
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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