just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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