I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I know her cup size but not her name....
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