He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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