Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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