He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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