Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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