i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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