Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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It was like giving head to a cactus.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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