It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Randomize